cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

image

the thing

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

asian:

i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

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